"Budget Day" ; pretty much a pretend Bank Holiday , minus St Georges Day ( and Doris Day per se ).
Mr Darling tried his best at a Robin Hood impression, taking from the rich, giving to the poor, with a less than beautiful Friar AKA Gordon AKA Tuck AKA Brown puckering up by his side . Lenin would be turning in his wax-work if he knew how far socialist values had come, all we need now is Sunday Bloody Sunday and the revolution will be complete.
Budgets always remind me of Budgies, infact I think I might buy a budgie, perhaps from Budgens. I would christen it Joey, after my granny's budgie (s) also known as Joey, of which there were three, each being of the same ilk, a sort of canary trinity. After it's demise, Granny put Joey in a flora tub, labeled, 'I can't believe it's not a Budgie' , but then of course dementia does play the most terrible tricks.
2p on this, 12p on that, 8p extra to buy penny sweets ( they just don't exist anymore, 20p used to get me a long way, now it gets me half a mars bar, thats why I prefer Milky Ways, you do the maths).
Money can't buy sunshine, so by-the-by with financial radius, and lets drink those Asda Price few pence in ice-cold wine(ish) .
Mr Darling tried his best at a Robin Hood impression, taking from the rich, giving to the poor, with a less than beautiful Friar AKA Gordon AKA Tuck AKA Brown puckering up by his side . Lenin would be turning in his wax-work if he knew how far socialist values had come, all we need now is Sunday Bloody Sunday and the revolution will be complete.
Budgets always remind me of Budgies, infact I think I might buy a budgie, perhaps from Budgens. I would christen it Joey, after my granny's budgie (s) also known as Joey, of which there were three, each being of the same ilk, a sort of canary trinity. After it's demise, Granny put Joey in a flora tub, labeled, 'I can't believe it's not a Budgie' , but then of course dementia does play the most terrible tricks.
2p on this, 12p on that, 8p extra to buy penny sweets ( they just don't exist anymore, 20p used to get me a long way, now it gets me half a mars bar, thats why I prefer Milky Ways, you do the maths).
Money can't buy sunshine, so by-the-by with financial radius, and lets drink those Asda Price few pence in ice-cold wine(ish) .
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